My dad later today (not kidding)— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 18, 2019
"Yashar, I did not leave Iran and move to America so my son could tweet about towels. What is this nonsense? If you were my student I would give you a D minus. I don't have a son, I have a silly goose!"
The body needs rest before starting the next long journey. The mind needs to rest before any successful decision.
If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) January 31, 2019
In 1978, a student working a minimum wage job could pay for 4 years of college with no debt.— What The F*** Facts (@WTFFactstweet) January 29, 2019
How to reframe accountability:— Mary Natoli (@NatoliCannoli) January 28, 2019
1. John hit Jane with his car
2. Jane was hit by John's car
3. Jane was hit by a car
4. A cyclist was hit by a car
5. A cyclist was involved in a collision with a car
6. A cyclist, who was not wearing a helmet, was involved in a collision with a car